If You

Harem Scarem

Compositor: Harry Hess / Pete Lesperance

Don't hear a word you say
It's not because my hearing's gone
You're a fly that won't go away
I must be doing something wrong

I switched your pills
I cut your brakes
Loosened the wheels
On your roller blades
All and all it's a miracle
That you're here
If you never go away
How can I miss you

You burn everything you make
Don't think my stomach's
Strong enough
So I'm gonna give you away
Now get my favorite sweater off

I even tried to forge and fake
A first class prize
In the "gone" sweepstakes
That won you a ticket to
Nowheresville overseas